Americas Number 1 sport, like for real though?

Ok I'm sorry to do this to you America but you need a good bitch slap, WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMN INTERESTING ABOUT NASCAR!!!!!

You know who runs around in circles, retards. yet every Sunday millions of people cram around the picture box for i don't know how many hours to watch 20 some guys drive around in a circle for 500 miles.  you might say "i watch it for the crashes" and i will say "GO TO YOU TUBE STUPID! there are literally thousands of videos of car crashes"

And give me one driver that has a good, solid mustache, not a shit lip or a hair lip but a good full mustache, or beard, or a Fu Manchu.  None of the drivers in NASCAR are cool, at all........ever. (Richard Petty being the exception)

And if NASCAR is a motor sport then why the hell would you limit the top speed in which you can go?it isn't safe??? hell Indy goes 50 mph faster and they still walk away from their crashes.  Maybe you need some more talented drivers in NASCAR or maybe better safety regulations, not speed control, you effing babies.

Man up NASCAR! don't be a girl

on another note, the top five acceptable motor sports for solid dudes:

5.  Pro Go Karts, these fuckers go 70 mph IN A GO KART!!!! SHITS CRAZY!!!!

4.  Lawn Mower Racing, same effect as the go karts, BUT on a lawn mower, these are men of ingenuity

3. Trophy Trucks.  you try being in a hot ass truck, in the desert, going 60 mph over random terrain DAMN

2. F1, the fastest of the real motor sports(drag racing doesn't count, you go in a straight line, pussys)

1. Rally, 70mph, off road, snow or gravel or dirt ice or tarmac, it all happens, oh yea and you are in a sedan