NEW HOLIDAY!!

Alright don't get me wrong, i love my mom, and my dad is ok, but I've had it with them getting their own "greeting car" holidays and shit.  Wheres mine??? i'm not suggesting a Kids Day i am suggesting a new holiday, not like Presidents Day, seriously though, presidents day? c'mon America we can do better than that.  The new holiday in question will be called Awesome Day, or as they will call it on the streets Badass Day.

I've got no problem celebrating things that are important, mom, dad, turkey/ football.  And you get the religious holidays. Christians get Christmas and Easter, Islam gets what, like Romadon? <i mean this in offense for all terrorists reading this, i honestly just don't know>, The Jews get 8 days in December, and sporadic random days whenever they want. "oh this is the day Moses gave the first thumbs up!" really?, really Jews, get real.  I just want my own day, not for me, specifically, but ya know

It is going to be a day where you can celebrate all things awesome, beer, mustaches, your significant other, wait never mind they already get Valentines Day, comics.  Shit play Black Ops all day long, b/c we all know how badass that game is.  What do you do on Presidents day?? i know i sit around being pissed off i didn't get my effin mail.

I vote this day to be on the honest to goodness most important day of the year, March 10.  i know you don't know why this date is important, and thats why i will drop-flip-spin kick you in that face and then say "ITS CHUCK NORRIS' BIRTHDAY BITCH"  and if i have to tell you why Chuck Norris is the shit then i need to tell you we are going to Chuck E. Cheese and then when you realize we AREN'T going there i will dump you off at the nut house. b/c thats where you belong

so think about it, mull it overnight and get back to me